I hope you're sitting down when you click play on the trailer below. If not, the awesomeness that will spew forth is liable to knock you on your backside.
Yes, that is how amazingly cool the first teaser trailer is for Sin City: A Dame to Kill For.
The first words that came to my mind after experiencing this trailer were the immortal words from Jay in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
And that wasn't solely from seeing Jessica Alba reprise her gyrating role on the stripper stage. No, most of it came from the coolness that oozed from every frame of...